April 01, 2003

Surprise, I just tricked you into drinking urine!

Greetings all. Just making another post to feed the masses. Everytime I see my dear friends these days they have to harass me for not posting enough on here. It's practically an arms race with Sean and Kristen having posted enough to create a small book at this point. But I digress, I wanted to mention an idea I had for a reality show yesterday.

I guess my idea is somewhat along the Fear Factor/Candid Camera line of gross/practical joke-based comedy. It's called "Surprise, I just tricked you into drinking urine!" One possible scenario for the show would involve giving people a mock taste test. At the end we ask them which cola they liked the best: A, B or C. Say they pick B. Then the response, "We'd like to inform you that cola B contained 3% human urine. How does that make you feel?" The possibilities are endless...

Posted by dr_v at April 1, 2003 06:24 PM
Comments

Oooh, you are an evil genius. You should pitch that to Fox, I bet they'd be onboard.

Posted by: kati on April 1, 2003 10:23 PM

It's got to have something more, though. Maybe it could be celebrity urine. "Surprise, there's a little bit of Tom Arnold in the icing on that cake. Happy Birthday!"

Posted by: jason on April 2, 2003 06:11 AM

Ewww! You bes' not try that shit on me... You'll get it, evil genius or not!

Posted by: Kristina on April 3, 2003 10:01 AM

Ah...tricking people into drinking urine...it's absolute genius!! GENIUS I say :)

But, I think that it should be a beer taste test...yellowish, frothy, need I say more...yum!

Posted by: Jessica on April 4, 2003 10:13 AM

Thanks for warning me! There could also be other crap in the food/drink like, uh, crap. Yeah, that's it. Crap. Crap is good. It's craptacular.

Posted by: *cough* on April 24, 2003 01:27 AM

*cough*, I promise not to call you a mutt.

http://www.geocities.com/piecingtogetherutternonsense/bio/


Posted by: gene on April 24, 2003 11:31 AM

LIKE I SAID, I LOVE SIPPING MY OWN URINE. IT TURNS BE ALSO TO RECEIVE BY LOVERS URINE AS HE FORCES IT DOWN MY TROAT AND must now spill a drop or I GET WHIPPED, TORTURED AND MADE TO EXPOSE MY SELF AND PICK UP BLACK COCKS AND PREFORM ON STAGE WHILE OTHERS LOOK ON. IT GETS ME SO WET AND JUICY

Posted by: i love to collet my own piss in my pryex bowl better known now as i my favorite pee bowl. i like to on January 23, 2004 04:04 AM

I'd just like to get that last comment off the front page of Cementhorizon. BUMP.

Posted by: dianna on January 23, 2004 01:27 PM

Well done, Dianna.

It seems the quantity of lewd, contentless comments has been rising. Morons with computers, I guess.

Try using your pc in the bath! How's that? Rid us of your stupidity and save the world from some really worthless genes.

Posted by: kati on January 23, 2004 01:40 PM

i think that was margaret cho.

Posted by: holohan on January 23, 2004 03:43 PM

well whoever she is, her use of pyrex would certainly give my next tupperware party a thrill.

Posted by: didofoot on January 23, 2004 04:14 PM

why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
to find a tight seal.

wakka wakka wakka.

Posted by: holohan on January 23, 2004 05:56 PM
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